Mountain Dew Slurpees

"And I was all like, girl."

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  • Apr 15
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  • Apr 15
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• • Mar 1

  GAME DAY!!!

  Alright peeps, it is game day. I am extremely excited about this fact. BASICALLY what I’m trying to say is that at 7 pm TONIGHT I will be dressed in my uniform, under the lights of the ARENA! Hopefully the back is feeling alright. 

  I actually have to go now, and get my “secret psych” a gift. HOPE SHE LIKES IT WAAAAAAh. Okay, we’re done here.

• • 31
  • Apr 27
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  chicaqueenvixenstyle:

  we can learn a lot from these sex gods.

  -AMRI VALEIRIE BLUMFNELED

• • Apr 27
  

  lulcutz

• • 74
  • Apr 26
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  PLEASE

  (Source: h0esgetcut)

• • 27
  • Apr 26
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  All I want is a VW van. That’s it.

• • 288
  • Apr 26
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  (Source: partytights)

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  Isaac Asimov. Aka, the man.

• • Apr 15

  MAYBE THE BEST CD EVR

  1. Donald Trump (Prod. By Sap): Mac Miller

  2. Stupid Ass: Watsky & Procrastination

  3. Crazy Beautiful Life: KE$$$HA

  4. Bad Day (Xaphoon Jones Remix): Darwin Deez

  5. Heatwave ft. Mac Miller: Chiddy Bang

  6. Cave In: Owl City

  7. Who Dat Girl (feat. Akon): Flo Rida

  8. Fireflies: Symmetry / Ryan Lewis

  9. G.R.I.N.D (Get Ready It’s a New Day): Asher Roth

  10. Let Me Love You: Mario

  11. Animal (Punks Jump Up Remix): Miike Snow

  12. Show Me What I’m Looking For: Carolina Liar

  13. Blow Up (Xaphoon Jones ColeStep Remix): J. Cole

  14. No Sleep: Wiz Khalifa

  15: On The Wing: Owl City

  16: Something Like That: Tim McGraw

  17: Hot Air Balloon: Owl CIty

  18: Radar Detector (Xaphoon Jones Remix): Darwin Deez

  BOOOOOm so psyched

• • 3948
  • Apr 14
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  thedailywhat:

  Infographic of the Day: This may or may not be how evolution works.

  [d|m / reddit.]

  (Source: thedailywhat)

• • Mar 30

  Out of the night that covers me,
  Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
  I thank whatever gods may be
  For my unconquerable soul.

  In the fell clutch of circumstance
  I have not winced nor cried aloud.
  Under the bludgeonings of chance
  My head is bloody, but unbowed.

  Beyond this place of wrath and tears
  Looms but the Horror of the shade,
  And yet the menace of the years
  Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

  It matters not how strait the gate,
  How charged with punishments the scroll.
  I am the master of my fate:
  I am the captain of my soul.

  William Ernest Henley 
• • Mar 18

  24 Life Lessons I’ve Learned From Jack Bauer

• • 94
  • Mar 17
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  I DIE. 

  (Source: necrobar)

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